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This is the story of the "Crazed Model Shipwright"
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his wife (or significant other)
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It's a tragic tale, well maybe not that tragic, of the crazed model
shipwright. So crazed, that everything he has displays the "
New Ship Modeling Forum Logo" (Click on any image to view in full size!)
But I digress. Read on........... |
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| While sipping on coffee in his shop one day... |
or perhaps some other type of "brew"
(after all, he's been hard at work!) |
and making notes in his modeling journal... |
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| he changes into his favorite t-shirt... |
turns off the lights (so it has holes in it!)... |
and using his mouse pad, he goes to the old computer to check on the Forum.
Not much going on for now. So... |
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| as his wife... |
prepares to make a nice barbeque dinner
(most model shipwrights hate to cook)... |
He decides to run an errand. Donning his hat... |
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| his button... |
and carrying his tote bag,... |
he goes and mails some letters.
(a lot of letters, that's why the tote bag!) |
 Woof! Woof! |
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On returning, he pats the dog on the head
(is your dog made in the USA?).... |
and decides to lay down on the couch.
Resting his weary head on the pillow... |
with the baby and his/her.... |
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| Teddy Bear (don't worry, it belongs to the baby!) takes a nap before dinner. |
His wife, (tank top is made in the USA,
well maybe his wife is too!)... |
the baby, and... |
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 Woo...oof! |
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| he change for dinner (in his Golf Pro Shirt!). |
After dinner and the baby is night-night,
his wife slips into her Camisole and he... |
well, you get the idea! If you don't, post a message in the
Forum and yell for HELP!! |
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Now, one would hope,
you're not as "crazed" as he. Well, maybe you are! In any event, go and visit
the Ship's Store. After all, you can start your own "crazed" collection. Better
check with the wife and baby first. They may not go for some of the items.
You'll just have to convince them!!!
Any profit from the sale of these products goes toward the upkeep and hosting costs of the Forum's website.
Thank you for your purchase and support. John, Owner, Administrator and crazed model shipwright.
Special note for members of the Forum. If all works well
with this basic store, I'll upgrade to a Premium Store. I can then
customize different Logos with an image of your finished modeling
project and your own custom phrase on the bottom.
Impress your friends, neighbors, relatives, and wife/significant other
 (if they're still talking to you after all the money and time you've
spent on ship models!). Great as gifts! Just think how nifty you'll look at the next barbeque wearing all of your
customized gear!
How's that for being "Crazed"!  Thanks, John
You can buy other stuff from CafePress.com, buy why would you
want to?
After all, you're a "Crazed" Model Shipwright.
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